Obi-Wan: Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him? Episode IV C-3PO: Listen to them, they're dying, Artoo! Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough! It's all my fault! My poor master! Episode IV Han Solo: Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me! Episode IV Princess Leia: The technical readouts of that battle station. I only hope that when the data is analyzed, a weakness can be found. Episode IV Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing. Episode IV Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker! I'm here to rescue you! Episode IV Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's no moon. It's a space station. Episode IV Princess Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! Episode V Han Solo: Who's scruffy-looking? Episode V Dak: Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself! Episode V C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1! Episode V Han Solo: Never tell me the odds! Episode V Yoda: Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future. Episode V Obi-wan Kenobi: He's more machine now than man; twisted and evil. Episode VI Emperor Palpatine: Young fool...Only now, at the end, do you understand. Episode VI Darth Vader: The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet Episode V C-3PO: I do believe they think I am some kind of god Episode VI Princess Leia: Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope Episode IV Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him Episode V Darth Vader: The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am Episode VI C-3PO: We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life Episode IV Emperor Palpatine: Take your Jedi weapon! Use it. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete! Episode VI Luke Skywalker: Your overconfidence is your weakness Episode VI Princess Leia: Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way? Episode IV Han Solo: Laugh it up, fuzzball! Episode V Jabba the Hut: This bounty hunter is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive Episode VI Obi-Wan Kenobi: You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine Episode IV Yoda: You must unlearn what you have learned Episode V Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here. Episode I Jar Jar Binks: If me be returnin, the Bosses will do terrible things to me! Tewwwwible things! Episode I Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion! Episode I Shmi Skywalker: You can't stop change any more than you can stop the suns from setting. Episode I Yoda: Hard to see, the dark side is. Episode I Darth Sidious: This turn of events is unfortunate. We must accelerate our plans, Viceroy. Begin landing your troops. Episode I Chancellor Palpatine: And you, young Skywalker; we shall watch your career with great interest. Episode I Jango Fett: I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe. Episode II Yoda: Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing. Episode II Anakin: I wasn't strong enough to save you mum. I wasn't strong enough, but I promise I won't fail again. Episode II Yoda: Clear your mind must be, if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot. Episode II Padme: Are you allowed to love? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi. Episode II Anakin: When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations. Episode II Padme: Sometimes there are things no one can fix. Episode II Anakin: Oh don't worry, I've given up trying to argue with you. Episode II Anakin: One day, I will become the greatest Jedi EVER!! I will even learn how to stop people from dying!! Episode II